You should get a Trilobite

It surely won’t give you a fright

when you tuck it in at night

Your precious fossil, Trilobite

 

I take my Trilo everywhere

It’s easy since it has no hair

There is no fussing or a care

Why, you may even want a pair

 

And one thing more, your Arthropod–

won’t go thinking it’s a god

Rock-hard by nature is its bod

The perfect pet! I named mine Zod

 

Now Zod and I are best friends true

And I would get so very blue

if Zod would someday join the crew,

of the Burpee’s mummy zoo